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Jack's Single Quotes
Jack: "You smell funny!"
Jack: "I've got a jar of diiirt, I've got a jar of diiirt! Guess what's inside it!"
Jack: "You know, these clothes do not fancy you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin."
Jack: "Now, where is that monkey, I need to shoot something!"
Jack: "Elizabeth?...Hide the rum!"
Jack: "Where's the thump thump?"
Jack: "Chief want big fire!"
Jack: "Watch the boat, mind the tide, and don't touch my dirt!"
Jack: "Look" *shoots* "An undead monkey!"
Jack: "My children, this is the day you will always remember as the day you almost [large wave crashes over him]...[mumbles] Captain Jack Sparrow..."
Jack: "My incredibly intuitive sense of the female mind tell's me you're troubled."


Will's Single Quotes
Will: "By you're leave Mr. Norrington!"


Davy Jones' Single Quotes
Davy Jones: "Do you fear... death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished? "
Davy Jones: "What is your purpose here?"
Davy Jones: "I am the see."
Davy Jones: "Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up at the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake... the Kraken!"
Davy Jones: "Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?"

Governor Swann's Single Quotes
Governor Swann: "You think I wear this wig to keep my head warm?"


Tia Dalma's Single Quotes
Tia: "Are you willing to sail to the ends of the earth and beyond to fetch back witty Jack and 'im precious Pearl?"


Marty's Single Quotes
Marty: "The Captain seems to be actin' a bit strange...er."


Combined Quotes
Elizabeth: "There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing"
Jack: "I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."

Elizabeth: "I know Will came to find you, where is he?"
Jack: "Darling, I'm sad to say that through a series of unfortunate circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been shanghaied onto Davy Jones' crew."

Jack: "How did you get here?"
Will: "Sea turtles mate. A pair of them strapped onto my feet."
Jack: "Not so easy is it?"

Jack: "Dirt... this is a jar of dirt... "
Tia: "Yes..."
Jack: "...Is the jar of dirt going to help?"
Tia: "If you don't want it, give it back."
Jack: "No."
Tia: "Then, it helps."

Will: "So I'm supposed to believe that was an act of compassion?"
Bootstrap Bill: "Yes."

Elizabeth: "Why doesn't your compass work?"
Jack: "My compass works just fine."

Gibbs: "This is a key."
Jack: "No. It's a drawing of a key!"

Jack: "Ookie tookie..eunuchie snip snip!!"
Will: "Jack, what did you say to them?"
Jack: "SAVE ME!"

Gibbs: [after Jack shoots the monkey] "You know that won't do any good."
Jack Sparrow: "I know... but it makes me feel better."

Pintel: "You don't even know how to read!"
Ragetti: "It's the Bible, you get credit for trying!"

Tia: "You...you have a touch of destiny about you...William Turner."
Will: "Do I know you?"
Tia: "You want to know me."
Jack: "There will be no knowing here! [to Tia Dalma] ...I thought I knew you."
Tia: "Not as well as I had hoped."

Davy Jones: "I wonder Sparrow, can you live with this. Can you condemn an innocent man- a friend - to a lifetime in servitude while you roam free?"
Jack: "Yep! I'm good with it."

Davy Jones: "How do you know of the key?"
Will: "That's not part of the game, is it?."

Gibbs: "Do we have a heading?"
Jack: "Run! Land!"
Gibbs: "Which port?"
Jack: "I didn't say port, I said land. Any land!"

Davy Jones: "They're here. And I cannot set foot on land for near of a decade."
Maccus: "You'll trust us to act in your stead."
Davy Jones: "I'll trust you to know what awaits you should you fail!"

Davy Jones: "I wonder Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man - a friend - to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?"
Jack Sparrow:"...Yep! I'm good wiv it. Shall we seal it in blood... I mean... ink?"

Davy Jones: "You have a debt to pay. You've been captain of the Black Pearl for thirteen years. That was our agreement."
Jack Sparrow: "Technically, I was only captain for two years, then I was viciously mutinied upon."
Davy Jones: "Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless! Have you not introduced yourself all these years as "Captain Jack Sparrow"?"